Both of you. As requested by Barnsley Bill a game where everyone is a winner. Everytime Clark does one of the things listed you cross it off, make a line in any direction and you WIN!
For you socialists it means you all get to win at the same time thus demonstrating that you are ALL equal! And of course no one has to feel bad about “defering success”! (Some may need help but everyone else will be held up to ensure equality with the dumest son-of-bitch amongst you.)
For the rest of us we just sit here with the popcorn and and watch your polls plink off every time you cross off a box. Go nuts.