Patterns needed.

October 30, 2008

I need patterns for some costumes. Medieval shirts and pants mainly.

Anyone have anythign they’d like to share?

Anyone of the three hundred and twenty four people who have downloaded my trebuchet plans are invited to join in.

Canadians are tougher than kiwis because…

October 30, 2008

anyone can fuck a sheep, but to nail a moose…

Thought for the day.

October 30, 2008

The most offensive thing a labour party supporter can say is “labour made this country what it is today”.

The most offensive response is to agree with them.

Actually socialism IS evil.

October 24, 2008

Anyone else think it was odd

October 24, 2008

when Duncan Garner announced the election results last night?

Is this your mask we found in orbirt Dunky Poos? Seems to have slipped just a smidge.

The blood on Helens hands?

October 23, 2008

New Zealand had been sending troops to Afghanistan for nearly seven years and the involvement was longer than New Zealand’s World War 2 campaign.

And now they are targettng the New Zealanders. We have already had a number soldiers wounded and its only a mtter of time before we see those body bags Helens was talking up with her envolope maths not so long ago.

Helen Clark, the person who has more Kiwis into combat zones than any other PM since WWII. And for those of you who are doing the math, yes 7 from 8 means we had troops in Afghanistan in 2001.

No doubt we can look forward to Helen blaming PM John Key when HER chickens come home to roost.

As always the socialists who wont fight themselves are very quick to send other people to do. I direct your attention to the Labour party in WWII.

So you want me to make a case for a death penalty?

October 23, 2008

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October 23, 2008

Winston Peters STILL a fuckwit!

Winston Peters’ apparent distaste for Asian immigration does not extend to Singaporean jockeys, who he says are usefully “born light”.

The NZ First leader believes that immigrants can be used to solve New Zealand’s jockey shortage.

He has even agreed to help Vickneswaran “Victor” Marigapan’s fight to stay in the country.

Mr Peters said Singaporean jockeys would not be part of his proposed cuts to immigration numbers because they filled a “known, proven niche”.

Nothing at all like what Lockwood Smith said is it media people?

Mr Peters subsequently criticised National Party immigration spokesman Lockwood Smith for his “extraordinary” comments that Asian seasonal workers were more productive at pruning because of their smaller hands.

Mr Peters said talking about Asian jockeys being “born light” was not the same.

No didn’t think so.

You know you MSM people might be easier to understand if you GOT HELENS DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTHS!


October 23, 2008

I honestly did not think it was that simple.

October 22, 2008

Student: I have to vote for Labour because they are giving us a universal student allowence.

Me: No you have to vote for ever you think is the best party for New Zealand. When is this universal allowence coming in anyway?

Student: 2011.

Me: What will you be doing them again?

Student: Working for a tavel agent I hope.

Me: So paying tax?

Student: Yes.

Me: Paying tax for someone else to get a student allowence whose parents have more money than yours?

Student:.. err… yeah. Hang on… but thats more fair though isn’t it?

Me: Whats your gpa?

Student: C.

Me: Whats mine?

Student: A

Me: So wouldn’t it be fair if we both had a B gpa?

Student: Well no, because you earned your grade…

Me: You not planning on earning your pay?

Student: Umm… this is bullshit, I don’t know who to vote for now.

Me: Well thats a start.

The only question is which party should have me registered as an election expense really since free speech isn’t under Labour.