This just in…

Russell Crowe still a dickhead!

Crowe believes the US government should give each American US$1 million ($1.50 million).

His reasoning is the US has a population of about 300 million, so the US$300 billion outlay is a fraction of the US$700 billion financial bailout package rejected by politicians in Washington DC yesterday.

“I was thinking,” Crowe said.

Actually what Cletus said was “Ahhh wuz athunkn’ “.

As Barnsley Bill said…

The $300B suggested cost of the Crowe Plan sounds like a bargain..but isn’t $1,000,000 times 300,000,000 actually $300,000,000,000,000?

Hey Russell… MATT DAMON!

Fucking dumass Australian.

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8 Responses to This just in…

  1. llew says:

    Maybe he subscribes to the idea that 1 billion is 1 thousand times one million, not a million times a million?

  2. Old Fat Sailor says:

    Yep, sounds like a plan

  3. Murray says:

    Maybe he’s just not very bright.

  4. barnsleybill says:

    Hardly surprising when you consider his cousin is a mincing twat with a syrup.

  5. Veeshir says:

    Well Murray, I’ll go with “He’s not very bright”.

    OT, I was hoping you’d have a post where it was on-topic, but alas.

    http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=180295129086l

    Do you think they used some free plans to build it?
    Just kidding.

  6. Craig says:

    Um, hate to break this one to ya, but Crowe’s actually from Wellington NZ.

    Which makes him a “fucking dumbass Kiwi”!

  7. Murray says:

    Um, hate to break this to you, but Crowe has a an Australian passport, lives in Australia an promotes himself as an Australian and is claimed by Australia as an Australian. THAT makes him a dumass Australian.

    The Aussies don’t get to throw back the lemons they’ve stolen off the kiwi tree when they turn out to be sour.

  8. Veeshir says:

    I’ve been getting a chain email that says that we should take the $85 billion and give each American $425 thousand cuz 85 billion/200 million =425 thousand.

    It makes me laugh each and every time. Especially as I respond with, “Dumbass, it’s $425. Do the math.”

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