Cost of new trebuchet: $1500
Logistical cost of attending event: $500
Winning bet with event organiser that you can’t hit a suit of armour with a rock mellon: PRICELESS!
(actually $30 because he pussied out when he said lets raise the bet from $20 and I said fine, make it fifty then.)
And we’ll be back in three weeks time at Taupo where we’ll be indulging in some long range fire.
*Image brutally stolen from some sailor who kept trying to take a picture of the arse blown out of Conrads pants when he should have been inside the ropes with us dressed like the Hobbiton Artillery Battery and being subjected to the second guessing of 10,000 people.