You can’t say it often enough.

May 27, 2009


Did they shut down the thieves as well?

May 26, 2009

Nope, just the people that stopped them.

45 burglaries in a week? Hell thats like one for each shop in a place that size.

Notice to crims: the police are advising you may resume your activities.

Bad weather and bang sticks birthday weekend.

May 25, 2009


Some of the Wellington Rifles chaps going bang… also twang and sometimes pop.

For the last time, it’s not my fault. I was born when I was born and my signature event the WMD happens on the weekend closest to that day. You want to blame someone take it up with my father.

So anyway a weekend of severe weather warnings, gale force winds and a water table that was evidently about 2 inches ABOVE ground level meant nothing to the harder elements of the New Zealand re-enactment community. Which is basically me and the Wellington Rifles and to be entirely technical having served in 7WnHB I AM a Wellington Rifle so, thurrrrpt to everyone else who stayed in bed that weekend.

And the prize for tough tentage goes to 22AD with their rendition of the Roman army campaigning in winter. Or: Ancient Stupidty I Have Done. I spent three days and two nights in Camp Marius and the tent never showed any sign of moving while the last two very expensive medieval tentsd left in the field got airborne. My academic observation at this point would be that if the Romans had invented gumboots they’d still be masters of the world.

But I’m not sure that the world is ready for an Emperor Marius Dagg.

Comment of the week.

May 25, 2009

This from Dave Mann in the comments at Kiwiblog.

This bloody Hikoi thing makes me sick.

Why is it that the only race in this country that seem to have continual problems adjusting to life on any plane at all is the fucking Maori race? Why is it that they think that democracy has to be continually adjusted to cater for their bloody demands? Why does New Zealand put up with ongoing and unceasing race-based agitation from these pricks?

Do we see Polynesians marching up and down the country demanding additional influence over the democratic process? What about The Indians? The Chinese? Would we tolerate this as a country if it was continually happening?

Why do we put up with this shit?

(Of course, this opinion of mine that all people should be treated equally in a democracy will probably mean I am branded as a ‘racist’! ha-fucking-ha…)

Thats what I’m talkn bout.

The horror… the horror…

May 15, 2009

the little pink an purple hooves… the sparkly wings… the horror.

My birthdays coming up soon!

May 14, 2009


Fun For The Whole Family!

Most cruises offer a mini-bar
We offer a mounted Mini-Gun

Mmmm minigun!


May 13, 2009

Now I have to deal with stupid reality again!

On yer Colin

May 13, 2009

Rugby legend Colin Meads will accept a knighthood, but doesn’t want to be called Sir.

So noted.

First celebrity swine flu fatality.

May 13, 2009

A sad day for the entertainment industry.

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Cryptic movie Review

May 11, 2009

In the category of best portrayal of an old TV series character, the winner is…

Karl Urban!

The rest were adequate and I have seldom laughted so frequently in a single movie.