Since its ok to call me a white motherfucker…

A Maori walked into WINZ, marched straight up to the counter and said ‘Hi, I’m looking for a job’.
The man behind the counter replied ‘Your timing is amazing.We’ve just got one in from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac twin daughters.
You’ll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes and wear the uniform provided.
The hours are a bit long but the meals are provided. You also have to escort the young ladies on their overseas holidays. The salary package is $200,000 a year’.
The Maori said ‘You’re bullshitting me!’
The man behind the counter said ‘Well you started it!’

And yes I stole it, I’ve been “raping New Zealand for centuries” so wtf.

There’s never a William Titoko James about when you REALLY need one. He would have kicked some asses and made us laugh while he did it.

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