Public notice

In recognition of Prince William’s visit to New Zealand as the offical representative of his grandmother HMTQ everything I write today will end with “God Save the Queen”.

That it really pisses off republicans and cardigan wearing socialists is meerly a happy by product. And for you Americans looking at me funny, don’t MAKE us burn your captial again because dammit we will if we have to.

God Save the Queen

9 Responses to Public notice

  1. Old Fat Sailor says:

    Scour tomahawk, Check flint, powder dry, OK ready for Murray and his dreams of empire. God Save the Continental Congress.

  2. Murray says:

    And the white house burned, burned, burned.
    And we’re the ones that did it,
    It burned, burned, burned.
    While the president ran and cried,
    It burned, burned, burned.
    And things were very historical,
    And the Americans ran and cried like a bunch of little babies WaWaWa
    In the war of 1812.

    God Save the Queen!

  3. Old Fat Sailor says:

    Well there was this thing called Yorktown, and Cowpens and New Orleans etc.

  4. Murray says:

    Weren’t they like home games for you guys?

    You all invaded like what, a 1/4 square inch of British Empire territory and took a whipping for it.

    Where I come from we call that 1 nil.

  5. Veeshir says:

    The hostility toward America always makes me laugh.
    I even came in here intending to suggest we wouldn’t be averse to a little burning, but geez.

  6. Murray says:

    You’ve never been at war with antipodians have you.

    Ask the Italians and Germans, some of them still have nighmares.

    We’re a happy go lucky bunch of potbellied BBQ loving jandal wearing layabouts with little interest in the world outside our imediate vision.

    Get between us and the cold beer though and we can get very dangerous. Its not hostility for America, just hostility.

  7. I didn’t know that New Zealand was involved in the war of 1812.

  8. Veeshir says:

    My favorite Aussie story was from Churchill.
    According to him, when the Aussies when to war in North Africa they marched singing “We’re off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz…”
    Takes balls the size of basketballs to do that.

    And ask the Italians and Germans about war with America. Don’t forget to ask about the rubble and the nukular fire.

  9. Murray says:

    Didn’t you Steven? Never mind you’ve learned something new today.

    Concept for you. The Commonwealth. Shoot at one shoot at all of us. Rommel had the same question and a kiwi general explained it for him. Rommel was still pissed at finding himself fighting about 8 different nations when he thought he’d only have to deal with those whitebait pommies.

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