Friday afternoon lashout.

February 26, 2010

A little something for the tankers. Because we bloody can and parking might be your problem but it aint ours.


February 26, 2010

These Argentines really are not the sharpest knives in the drawer are they.

Let me remind you…

The survivor of Pearl Harbor goes down.

Get stupid and the Royal Navy WILL feed you another tinfish. Back in your box Diego, Britain isn’t THAT distracted and we’ve already had this dicussion, it aint yours and the only thing you’ll get from taking another pass is a lot more dead young Argentines and a change of government.

This just in…

February 26, 2010

Theres some customer satisfaction for you!

Although it does cause me to ask the question does the CO of one New Zealands infantry battalions have nothing better to do with his time hmmm? I swear something must haveĀ  corrupted him when he was shiny new 2lt or something.

Because it amused me.

February 22, 2010

Friday afternoon lashout

February 19, 2010

In a follow up on last weeks effort we have a philosophical question…

Men in school girl outfits… more wrong than ugly lesbians?


Welcome to my life…

February 16, 2010

New univeristy students… god there’s a cry for enforcing some pre-entry standards other than “able to get the studylink loan”.

Hell I’ve seen essays that read like that. Onya Matt.

Well I guess I wont be flying Southwest any time soon.

February 16, 2010

Saw a photo in the paper just now of some fat bitch with a beard and glasses and thought “hey look, I’m in a paper again”. But it turned out to be my roll model Kevin Smith who had been punted from a Southwest Airlines flight for the crime of being fat.

Kevin has gotten a little angry and the Airline having discovered they actually pissed off a somebody rather than a nobody tried to say sorry and give him a $100 voucher. I think “cram it” sums up Kevin’s response… as does this picture. God its like looking in a mirror.

The only question remaining now is will Bruce Willis bring down a southwest plabe full of baddie corporate policy weenies at the end of his next film Cop Out. Which coincidently Kevin is directing.

Fat people of the world unite! (Meeting at Burger King every Thursday at 6, inaction figures on sale in the lobby.)