People of Norway your attention please.

Watch the following video.

Do you know the people in this video? If so please drop me a line with their details. A few of us would like to have a little chat with them. In fact I challenge them to be interviewed for Shire Network News to offer an explanation as to why they thought roaming the New Zealand country side blowing away anything that moved without any form of licence would be a particularly clever wheeze.

In particular we would like to discuss why they felt it good sport to blow the fuck out of a protected endangered bird sitting on a branch 15 feet from them. The penalty for this a $100,000 fine by the way as well as 6 months in jail.

Further their thoughts on how they feel about having many Norwegian tourists an endangered species in this country because they are not flavour of the month I can assure you. I realise that you think New Zealand is a small and irrelevant country, and largely you wouldn’t be entirely wrong. However I recommend you a few other European nations as to what happen when you piss us off. Particularly Germany and Italy because we fucked a few of them relay good. The French who thought they could blow up a ship in one of our harbours found out our police are little more efficient than they estimated. Even if our fat socialist PM had the spine of a jellyfish. You could go chat to the former members of the Malaysian Communist groups if you can find any. Try the VC of D445 who acquired a very strong dislike for tangling with ANZACs. You could go and chat with the Arabs of a little village in Egypt who liked to rob the graves of kiwi soldiers… cept I suspect they don’t have many descendants. There’s more than a couple members of the Taliban who could give you some stories too.

Bottom line is we can get VERY pissy when the mood takes. The mood has taken us. Everyone from gang members to actual hunters are now looking sideways at anyone with an accent they can’t positively identify as being not Norwegian.

Unfortunately this incident is in fact the limit of most New Zealanders knowledge of Norway and the Norwegian people. If you are Norwegian and are not comfortable then by all means do what you can to give these guys up and have them face the consequences of their actions. Till then I’m afraid you probably shouldn’t come any further south than Tasmania.

I’d be a bet careful about letting any of us into your country either because we’ve been known to be hard on the furniture when we decide to party hard.

A list of names, addresses, phone numbers, employers details and registrations number is all we ask.

UPDATE: This brains trust of cowboy gunmen is now on the run in their Native Norway.

But Norway’s environmental prosecutor can also lay charges there for hunting protected wildlife – charges that carry up to six years in prison.

β€œHe has said it’s 100 percent unacceptable and the Norwegians are acting like they’re on a vacation or holiday cruise or something and he has been very negative towards it,” Mr Kleivan says.

One of the men, who wouldn’t give his name, told a Norwegian newspaper they had done nothing wrong.

“It’s true that we had five men on a hunting and fishing trip for a few weeks before Christmas in New Zealand, but this commotion, I feel nothing, we have not done anything illegal,” he said.

Well actually we don’t really give a crap about your rich boy sense of entitlement. You have broken the law, you’ve also endangered human life with your poor weapons handling “skills”, so suck it up and turn yourselves in. Yes they are not only want to claim they’ve done nothing wrong but they are tryi9ng to evade taking the oportunity to explain themselve. Evidently not as confident of their innocence as they claim. They’ve pulled their vids – too late, been seen and copied – they’ve pulled their facebook pages and they’ve suddenly gotten very shy about giving their names.

Give it some thought braincells, you all flew together didn’t you. A database first name match up means that the cops in your own country already know who you are and when you live. So manup tough guys and walk into the local sherriffs office and hope he’ll stand between you and the lynch mob.

Note to the people of Noway: Don’t appologise for being Norwegian or for what these guys did, simply hold them accountable. I believe in individual responsibilty, not collective guilt.

Not so much fun being the hunted is it.


7 Responses to People of Norway your attention please.

  1. Inventory2 says:

    Hard to argue with your logic Murray

  2. The bit about shooting a sitting bird is a character insight for any hunter, esp. an endangered species, considering the choice of travel and toys these are people that feel that they buy what they want.

  3. Woollcombe says:

    I don’t have a problem with shooting pests but the native bird was literally a sitting target!

  4. Murray says:

    Certainly I have no issue with killing pests Woollcombe. I do haowever have a lot of issue with going to someone elses country, getting a weapon and behaving like a coawboy with it having made no effort to establish the local laws and customs.

    These guys didn’t just kill protected animals, they had no legal excuse for being in posession of their weapons and violated numerous shooting laws.

    As OFS indicated they did not demonstrate an apdtitude for hunting, they demonstrated thei pyscological weakness.

    I’ve hunted and trapped rabbits, ferrets, weasles, stoats, possums and ferral cats. so don’t go assuming i’m squeamish. I also don’t take any particular pleasure in it. i see it as a necesseity and I take pride in the skill I demonstrate. I’ve never felt the need to youtube myself blowing the fuck out of a sitting native bird either. Apprently I’m comfortable with the size of my penis.

  5. George says:

    Tracking them should be real easy. Foreign hunters can import their own firearms subject to prior notice, inspection of the weapons at the airport by a police firearms officer, and the sighting of their legal right to own such weapons in their home country. They can not purchase weapons in NZ without a NZ firearms license. Someone with a NZ FAL [a guide] can loan them a gun and accompany them on a hunt if they have none of the above. The license holder must at all times be in charge of the weapon and able to remove it from the tourist. ie be within arms length. So, how many Scandawegians fronted up to the Arms Officer at the airport in December? If that draws a blank, which dickhead lent them the hardware to go open slather on their own? Start looking at the transport operator and it should narrow.

    As an aside, the current fashion is that a rifle isn’t a rifle unless it’s equiped with a bipod and a noise suppressor, is in some whacking magnum caliber [that merely cripples animals because of its cracking speed and double penetration habits] and has a scope the size of a bit of sewage pipe is laughable. Learn how to hunt and shoot straight with a 308, 270 or 7×57 and you won’t be carting that crap around the hill getting caught up in everything.
    I note our dickhead Viking sniper wannabe’s are part of the fashion.

  6. I note in the NZ Herald that two exotic animal smugglers pulled six months as guests of the state, got some “Scarey Quotes” on Fleet Street and Drudge-Bravo Zulu Kiwis

  7. Murray says:

    We lack of sense of humor about two things – one we have a problem with people taking our stuff.

    Two we havea real problem with people thinking we’re all stupid hobbits.

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