Friday Afternoon lashout

April 30, 2010

But I did not shoot the…

And, water has been found on Mars!

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Some things can be achieved by breeding.

April 30, 2010

I was so shocked and saddened to learn of the helicopter crash in Pukerua Bay in which three members of the Royal New Zealand Air Force lost their lives.

I would be most grateful if you would send my deepest and most heartfelt condolences to the loved ones of Flight Lieutenant Hayden Madsen, Flying Officer Daniel Gregory and Corporal Benjamin Carson and to their friends and colleagues in the Royal New Zealand Air Force, especially those who served alongside them at Royal New Zealand Air Force Base Ohakea.

That this terrible event should occur on the day when the heroism and sacrifice of New Zealanders is particularly remembered seems especially cruel and my thoughts and prayers are with you all at this immensely sad time.

I would also like to send my wishes for a full and quick recovery to Sergeant Stevin Creeggan who survived this tragic event.


And the faceplam of the decade goes to….

April 30, 2010

Gordon Meataxe Brown.

You huge penis.

And by the way, the media is not “subverting democracy” by reporting something that happened. Stupid leftards. No one force Brown to keep being a dick… repeatedly.

Don’t worry its only “symbolic”.

April 29, 2010

The man accused of selling fake passports to Pacific Island overstayers says he will be using the recently-signed United Nations Declaration of the Rights of Indigenous Peoples in his defence.

So… not actually symbolic if its being used as a defence to defraud people I’d say. on another note…

“The Treaty of Waitangi to us is the immigration document that allowed white settlers to come to New Zealand.”

Then I sugest you try READING it noddy. I don’t need your fucking permission to live here you Taiwanese import, I’m a native and you’re no more “indigenous” than I am. Get the fuck over yourselves and start living in the 21st century. We’ve ended your stone age existance and it aint coming back.

What the…

April 29, 2010

Did Nick Clegg really call Afghan vets baby killers???

I knew he was prick but whats up with that?

International Slap a Hippie Day

April 28, 2010

Look for it on Facebook. Its for the good of civilisation.

Whats got 1,000 legs and no pubic hair?

April 28, 2010

The mob that met Justine Bieder at Auckland airport last night.




was up with THAT? Where were their parents, why were these infants not in bed? If my daughter had behaved like that I’d be asking for a DNA test.