Cryptic(ish) Movie Review

This film is entirely devoid of any plot, character develoment, or even noticable script. Its a giat plot hole held together with a series of game cover art shots of hot girls shooting shit while stuff blows up.

Do not go this film for interlectual stimulation, there is none!

I give it 9/10 and a I particularly liked the steampunk zombie German soldiers (WWI so just German soldiers, not zombie Nazis which is somethign else).

This is called entertainment so go and be entertained.

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6 Responses to Cryptic(ish) Movie Review

  1. Redbaiter says:

    “Its a giat plot hole held together with a series of game cover art shots of hot girls shooting shit while stuff blows up.”

    The same as 50,000 other movies then.

  2. Murray says:

    Difference is this one isn’t pretending to be anything elswe.

    Also notice” “hot girls shooting shit while stuff blows up.”

  3. You’re obviously talking about “Sucker Punch”.

  4. Murray says:

    Yeah wasn’t really all that cryptic was it.

  5. Oswald Bastable says:

    It looks entertaining and I don’t go to the movies for a realistic historical experience- so hotties and guns looks good!

  6. Murray says:

    Hang your brain at the door and strap yourself in.

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