Advice to Petrobras.

Problem with hippies swiming in front of your ship? Can’t find a “humane” way of dealing with them?

GOOD NEWS! We here in New Zealand have a lot of experience with smelly hippies trying to impose a minority view on everyone else with force and we can help you deal with this tide of stupid.

Throw in a bar of soap.

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2 Responses to Advice to Petrobras.

  1. Oswald Bastable says:

    I was more thinking of throwing in blood & offal.If a shark can manage a stinking seal, it should be able to gag down a hippy…

  2. Murray says:

    Well that seems really harsh. Sure I don’t have any particular affection for sharks… but to feed them tofu flavoured hippie is just cruel.

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