Friday Afternoon Lashout – the after lunch nap version.

June 24, 2011

And that bookends the exams nicely I think. For those of you who waited too long to start and just failed your exams miserably there is good news, McDonalds is hiring. Don’t bother coming back to see if you can suddenly become a model student next semester, its all over, you wont get approved for a loan next year so just give up now and stop getting into debt.

Thanks for making it easier to get to the top end of the grade curve, your time is up now though.


Friday afternoon lashout – PUPPY!!!!

June 24, 2011


Friday Afternoon Lashout

June 16, 2011


Dear sir, it has come to my attention…

June 7, 2011

A few people out there think that catapults are not a valid form of weapon.

Of course if they’d employed a magister tomentorum instead of “artists” they might have experienced more success. In my world if I wanted to kill someone with a catapult they’d be freaken dead. I hit what I’m aiming at. That a few people are not obviously dead as we speak is a testament to my often doubted, yet actually considerable, tollerance. 

PM of  NZ has sugested that I could give these muppets a lesson. Yeah I could… but they wouldn’t like the lesson I give them.

Vote for me in the AMP scholarship stakes to help prevent “artists” from making dicks of themselves in public.


Enjoy your day.

June 7, 2011


Friday Afternoon Lashout

June 3, 2011

For everyone in the library… on facebook!


Ok who wants to help build the worlds largest working ballista?

June 1, 2011

Go here and vote for me.

If you want to get all responsible and do your due diligance first then check out my Facebook page, in particular the photo folder Project Agrippa. Yes I know the BBC build a ballista twice the size of this design, the key word is “working”, they broke theirs with the first shot.