The “What the hell did you think was going to happen” Compilation 2011

August 30, 2011

Seriously I kind of wish a lot of these people would just die off and improve the gene pool. More of a gene damp spot in many cases.

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Dear sir, it has come to my attention…

June 7, 2011

A few people out there think that catapults are not a valid form of weapon.

Of course if they’d employed a magister tomentorum instead of “artists” they might have experienced more success. In my world if I wanted to kill someone with a catapult they’d be freaken dead. I hit what I’m aiming at. That a few people are not obviously dead as we speak is a testament to my often doubted, yet actually considerable, tollerance. 

PM of  NZ has sugested that I could give these muppets a lesson. Yeah I could… but they wouldn’t like the lesson I give them.

Vote for me in the AMP scholarship stakes to help prevent “artists” from making dicks of themselves in public.


Advice to Petrobras.

April 12, 2011

Problem with hippies swiming in front of your ship? Can’t find a “humane” way of dealing with them?

GOOD NEWS! We here in New Zealand have a lot of experience with smelly hippies trying to impose a minority view on everyone else with force and we can help you deal with this tide of stupid.

Throw in a bar of soap.


Penny… not so bright really.

April 7, 2011

Is it simply another wackjob conspiracy nutter or should she be sued for gross defamation?

Whistleblower claims it was ‘MURDER’ at Pike River Mine! Is that why the company doesn’t want to ‘fully participate in the inquiry’?

And is being bat shit insane a defence from defamation anyway?


Approved.

March 3, 2011

Bradley Manning may face death penalty

Teason and aiding the enemy, not misdemeanors.

Add to it the violation of his oath and its good night nurse.


Its the hate from conservatives that caused it clearly.

January 12, 2011


Well why the hell not, they’re responsible for everything else…

December 17, 2010

Mossad may be behind Red Sea shark attacks…

Just when you thought there was nothign else Arabs could do to make themselves look stupid!