People of Norway your attention please.

March 27, 2010

Watch the following video.

Do you know the people in this video? If so please drop me a line with their details. A few of us would like to have a little chat with them. In fact I challenge them to be interviewed for Shire Network News to offer an explanation as to why they thought roaming the New Zealand country side blowing away anything that moved without any form of licence would be a particularly clever wheeze.

In particular we would like to discuss why they felt it good sport to blow the fuck out of a protected endangered bird sitting on a branch 15 feet from them. The penalty for this a $100,000 fine by the way as well as 6 months in jail.

Further their thoughts on how they feel about having many Norwegian tourists an endangered species in this country because they are not flavour of the month I can assure you. I realise that you think New Zealand is a small and irrelevant country, and largely you wouldn’t be entirely wrong. However I recommend you a few other European nations as to what happen when you piss us off. Particularly Germany and Italy because we fucked a few of them relay good. The French who thought they could blow up a ship in one of our harbours found out our police are little more efficient than they estimated. Even if our fat socialist PM had the spine of a jellyfish. You could go chat to the former members of the Malaysian Communist groups if you can find any. Try the VC of D445 who acquired a very strong dislike for tangling with ANZACs. You could go and chat with the Arabs of a little village in Egypt who liked to rob the graves of kiwi soldiers… cept I suspect they don’t have many descendants. There’s more than a couple members of the Taliban who could give you some stories too.

Bottom line is we can get VERY pissy when the mood takes. The mood has taken us. Everyone from gang members to actual hunters are now looking sideways at anyone with an accent they can’t positively identify as being not Norwegian.

Unfortunately this incident is in fact the limit of most New Zealanders knowledge of Norway and the Norwegian people. If you are Norwegian and are not comfortable then by all means do what you can to give these guys up and have them face the consequences of their actions. Till then I’m afraid you probably shouldn’t come any further south than Tasmania.

I’d be a bet careful about letting any of us into your country either because we’ve been known to be hard on the furniture when we decide to party hard.

A list of names, addresses, phone numbers, employers details and registrations number is all we ask.

UPDATE: This brains trust of cowboy gunmen is now on the run in their Native Norway.

But Norway’s environmental prosecutor can also lay charges there for hunting protected wildlife – charges that carry up to six years in prison.

“He has said it’s 100 percent unacceptable and the Norwegians are acting like they’re on a vacation or holiday cruise or something and he has been very negative towards it,” Mr Kleivan says.

One of the men, who wouldn’t give his name, told a Norwegian newspaper they had done nothing wrong.

“It’s true that we had five men on a hunting and fishing trip for a few weeks before Christmas in New Zealand, but this commotion, I feel nothing, we have not done anything illegal,” he said.

Well actually we don’t really give a crap about your rich boy sense of entitlement. You have broken the law, you’ve also endangered human life with your poor weapons handling “skills”, so suck it up and turn yourselves in. Yes they are not only want to claim they’ve done nothing wrong but they are tryi9ng to evade taking the oportunity to explain themselve. Evidently not as confident of their innocence as they claim. They’ve pulled their vids – too late, been seen and copied – they’ve pulled their facebook pages and they’ve suddenly gotten very shy about giving their names.

Give it some thought braincells, you all flew together didn’t you. A database first name match up means that the cops in your own country already know who you are and when you live. So manup tough guys and walk into the local sherriffs office and hope he’ll stand between you and the lynch mob.

Note to the people of Noway: Don’t appologise for being Norwegian or for what these guys did, simply hold them accountable. I believe in individual responsibilty, not collective guilt.

Not so much fun being the hunted is it.


July 24, 2008

We also seem to have forgotten the Dutch “peacekeepers” who not only failed to protect thousands but if eye wittness accounts are to be accepted actually participated in the seperation of men from women and children for this piece of refuse.

I will never understand the western capacity for being squeamish when it comes time to clean up.

Judge Blakie – Defender of dignity & respect.

November 24, 2007

OURS for a change.

“I have reached a clear conclusion that the protest act not only constituted offensive behaviour, but in all the circumstances and balancing exercises cannot be protected by the Bill of Rights.”

Anzac Day was a time for sombre reflection, which held an aura of dignity and respect, Judge Blaikie said.

Good work that man.

You go that dipshits? You do not have the right to burn my flag.

Now to have the punisment fit the crime… gimmie a match.

Note: Work out ther categories for yourselves. Its either self evident or you’re lost.

One of the nastiest little men around.

October 20, 2007

Our Deputy PM.

Deputy Prime Minister Michael Cullen has again refused to apologise to Christchurch businessman Dave Henderson for calling him one of the country’s biggest tax evaders.

An obnoxious self impressed little jerk-off desperately in need of a smack in the mouth which he’d get if ever spoke to one person in the way he talks to all of us who uses parliamentry privilage to smear an innocent man and is happy to let the smear remain in Hansard when he has been exposed as a liar.

Hide asked how Henderson could ever get fair treatment from Inland Revenue “when the Deputy Prime Minister has already declared him guilty of criminal tax evasion” despite him never being charged or evidence presented against him.
“Why isn’t the Deputy Prime Minister big enough to apologise and say he got it wrong?” Hide said.

Well obviously he can’t Rodney. THAT was the whole idea anyway. He didn’t “get it wrong”, he did it deliberately. Its the socialist credo. Lie smear and take other peoples money. Good lord this just another day at the office for the sneering pommy history teacher.

You vote for him next year if you want, I have better things to do.

Wipe my ass, pick my nose. Whatever.

Our complete and undivided fucking attention

August 20, 2007

is in fact the LAST thing that you want Mr Mikus.

My number one argument for the death penalty is having cry from his cell where for reason never explained I and 4 million others are paying to feed and keep this sack of crap.

Convicted killer Jules Mikus claims he did not murder Teresa Cormack and that police botched dna evidence that later identified him as the offender.

In his first public comments, Mikus has called for a fresh dna test to be done on hair and blood samples. He says this would clear him of the abduction, rape and murder of the six-year-old Napier schoolgirl in 1987.

One of his pubic hairs was recovered from Terasa’s mouth. There’s more if you wish to read it. But I’m willing to put in a bid to be the guy to throw the switch on this guy.

The fact that you still exist is appaling enough. That you are trying to get away with it makes you my favorite figure 11 cadidate.