Are.you.stupid?

February 26, 2010

These Argentines really are not the sharpest knives in the drawer are they.

Let me remind you…

The survivor of Pearl Harbor goes down.

Get stupid and the Royal Navy WILL feed you another tinfish. Back in your box Diego, Britain isn’t THAT distracted and we’ve already had this dicussion, it aint yours and the only thing you’ll get from taking another pass is a lot more dead young Argentines and a change of government.


Initiate Plan Danegeld!

January 29, 2010

Because its always worked so well before.

In fact the results have consistantly shown that when you pay your enemy conditions improve.

For them.

Way to fund terrorism you fuckwits.


Please think before you pick a name for your terrorist group.

February 12, 2009

We have enough trouble taking you dickheads serously but when you call yourself Moro Islamic Liberation Front you’re doomed to lifelong ridicule.


DPF’s bullshit poll to push his agdenda.

March 22, 2008

Jesus Dave why don’t you just publish the results now and save the chirade of stacking the ballots?

David first tells us all about how polling outfits can regulate the results of their surveys by stacking the questions.

Then we get his own little capitalist driven poll question on the left.

Should employees be allowed to work on a public holiday

if they wish to earn extra money?

Firstly a strawman question, follwed by what we IN THE TRADE call end loading a question in a double barral format.

Yes – it is their right

No – I know what is best for them

Not just a simple yes or no to his heavily laoded question but if you do not follow Davids line of “he has no family and he wants to be making money 24/7 and everyone else can cram it” thinking then you both have to firstly violate someones “rights” closely followed by forcing your opinions on them.

Firstly it is not anyones RIGHT to work all day every day. It never has been. For those of you that came in late there was a time when you did your shopping once a week on a late night usually either a Thursday or Friday. The concept of Saturday trading is actually quite recent let alone the 24 hour shit we see now.

Secondly David, like John Key is horribly out of touch with working conditions for people at the bottom of the food chain where having a “right” doesn’t mean you’re going to exercise that “right” without consequence. If employers (and employees) were all even handed and fair people there would be no such thing as the employment tribunal.

When an employer tells you to work you have the choice of working or finding yourself getting less hours. If that means your kids know you by a photo and the guy sleeping late on Easter morning thats fine with Dave because he wants you to have the right to have more money!

Screw the fact that to many people time with their kids is actually more valuable than minimum wage. Dave says its all about the money!

For many many low income workers the statutory holidays are the ONLY time they can be sure they will be able to get some family time without being presured by their employer to work.

I challange David to run two polls together. First his neolinguisic programing for his position and then one for the workers.

Should employees be coerced into working on a public holiday

if they wish to spend time with their families?

Yes – If they don’t like it they can be replaced!

No – We’ve already abolished slavery once in this country why are we trying to reinstitute it?

Full marks for trying to be cute DPF. 0 out of 10 for honesty.


Bullshit! DANGEROUS BULLHIT!!!

March 11, 2008

The country’s youngest killer, Bailey Junior Kurariki, is an articulate, intelligent young man, who appears genuine in his desire to live an offence-free life, the Parole Board said yesterday.

This guy is a hardened killer. Don’t let the babyface fool you. He knew what he was doing and he has never regretted it. In fact he is under the impression that he is a celrebrity because of it. He has been involved in multiple violent incidents while inside and shows no connection with the concept of cause and effect.

This profile they have just presented flys in the face of all available information which indicates that he is expected to reoffend pretty much on his way home if hes let out.

Witness their last report:

The comments are in stark contrast to Parole Board reports released in January and July last year, which said Kurariki was “at very high risk of general and violent reoffending”.

So what are they going to do?

The Parole Board said yesterday it had adjourned Kurariki’s parole hearing for one month to allow funding of a mentoring programme to be investigated. He is due to be released on September 16.

“Despite the problems he presented with earlier in his incarceration he has over the past several months, and particularly since his transfer to the [withheld] Unit, showed a self-discipline and determination to stay out of trouble and benefit from the programmes available to him.”

And theres the message for all inside, just say the right words for 8 or so weeks and we’ll let you out!

But thats no biggie to the parole board. Letting out killers to kill again is what they do.

The function of the parole board is to protect the New Zealand public from violent criminals. You have failed us… again… and aigan… and AGAIN!!

If you have any sympathy for anyone it should be this lady:

Mr Choy’s mother, Rita Croskery, told the Herald yesterday that she hoped Kurariki was reformed, but said it would be difficult to know whether he had really changed. “Because he’s expecting to be released, he’s got to behave himself so I suppose he’s restrained himself and learned a little bit of self-discipline in the meantime.”

Whatever happens her son is still dead. Beaten by Kurariki and his pack of thug mates for a couple of pizzas and some cash.


Psst guys. Irony doesn’t mean it has lots of iron in it.

March 4, 2008

AROUND 150 Muslims voted with the leader of the radical Islamist group Hizb ut-Tahrir that taking part in the political process is a waste of time.

Yes Virginia, there really are people this stupid.

We’re working on it.


Matt Drudge is a fucking cunt.

March 1, 2008

He also needs a bloody good smack in the mouth and I’ll be happy to deliver it if someone pays the postage.

You’re a complete asshole Drudge, you’ve put the lives of one of Her Majesty’s officers in direct danger and compromised the operational effectiveness of his unit for fucking hits. You want to claim the credit for an exclusive? All yours.

You’re a whore who may as well be getting paid by the teleban and I spit on you.

When you’ve got a service number some things and people just really piss you off.


WTF is this?

December 8, 2007

In a campaign that has spread like wildfire across the Internet, a group of Israeli environmentalists is encouraging Jews around the world to light at least one less candle this Hanukka to help the environment.

No I’m not shitting you.

How about the clerics in Paris tell their “disaffected yoof” to light one less citeron to help the environment this year hmm?

Unfreakenbelievable.


Do you speak Japanese?

November 22, 2007

You’re fucking welcome.

Visit Kranji some time for some perspective, your bill is in the mail.

As an aside, my father was decorated by your King for his part in keeping your country free. Was yours?

“Distinguished chivalry, gallantry, sacrifice, or loyalty” in contributing to the freedom of independence of Malaysia.” Interesting words.

Gratitude is another good one.

Your issue would also appear to be with the current Malaysian government. Not the one from 50 years ago.


US Homeland Security – a law unto itself.

November 2, 2007

And actively seeking to create enemies for the US and destroy good relations with allies (you can insert “former” if you so desire).

More to follow.