Jessica Simpson
Because its my sire and I bloody well say so, thats why!
Also…
Not to mention PETA and Pammy Anderson don’t like her and THATS all the endorsment I need.
Now if i can arrange a Jess vs Pammy cat fight and sell tickets I could retire and buy the New Zealand election.
Well retirement sounds good anyway.
Besides which, *Jess is as cute and harmless as a baskets full of kittens. Even if the Dukes of Hazard sucked a kumera if she wants to come round and polish my General Lee in a tiny pink bikini I for one am not going to fight her on it.
*The management wishes it to be known that we here at Hitting Metal With a Hammer have very low expectations of our appointed patron goodess and looking good while not telling us what to do with our lives is all we ask.
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